LOW HANGING SUPPORT GROUP

Just as I started dating my wife, I decided one evening to play a trick on her, only to have it seriously backfire on me. It happened while we were both in college. We had agreed to meet near one of the buildings in the evening after class for coffee.

As a kid, I always loved shocking people by suddenly popping out from a hiding place, and, shouting, "Boo!" I thought I would do it here for fun. When she arrived, I jumped out from the bushes, and, shouted, "Boo!"

I was expecting shock, and, maybe a laugh; instead, she reacted much differently. Sensing something worse, she instictively kicked backward, hitting me in the balls with tremendous force! I tried my darndest, not to burst into tears from the agony.

It was later that night that I learned that she had a 3rd degree black belt in taekwondo. She still trains in taekwondo, so, I now always announce myself when entering a room. I figure that I am safest that way.

Yikes! You're lucky you weren't wearing any weights or you might have actually burst a testicle from the kick.

That's especially important that everyone knows that even the smallest shock to the balls while under the pressure of a ball weight is triple multiplied in extreme pain.

One of my students hit me in the leg as I was giving a lesson to her. I just happened to be wearing loose shorts so I was letting my stretch hang loose that day at work. My hang was down my left leg. She reached over and with her fist she thrust down on the inside of my middle upper leg. Exactly ....that's where my balls were. I was in extreme pain but continued the lesson. This is a very wild 2nd grader! LOL.

~~jarod

Jarod,

Did you have to stop, and, take a breather when she did that?

What were you teaching her?

I was giving her a piano lesson. I just kept going trying to make her play her music and stop goofing around. She's a difficult one to keep under control that's for sure.

~~jarod

Jarod,

Who knew that giving a piano lesson was dangerous for a man's balls?

Has that ever happened to you any other time?

well, she has nailed me hard right in that same region but luckily my balls were tucked up inside my brief underwear with the weights too.

But, if my balls would have been hanging down my left leg, they would have been viciously attacked. She just suddenly does a smack or hit on me at random times. Now she likes to mess up my hair, which takes a lot of hair gel to work. lol

~~jarod

Well, if given the choice, most men would choose having their hair messed to being squared in the nuts!

not all of us, some of us care more about our hair

Jarod are you a musician? I know how much fun it is to play the piano with the ball weights -- been there myself LOL.

Yes, I have advanced degrees in piano and pipe organ. Yes, playing the piano and letting the weights hang over the edge of the bench is great... I can feel them but the music is often so involved I forget about them.

~~jarod