I was shopping at Target just recently and boy, did I get an eyeful!!!
There was an older man there that was walking around. First, I looked at him because he had bright red boots on (red's my fave color!).
Anyway, I looked up past his boots and my eyes just stopped on his bulge. It was amazingly huge! I wish I could have like taken a picture! It was amazingly awesome and picture-perfect! Plus, his pants were tight anyway, so that's why his man parts were out in front of him!
I know it's a short story, but it's a bulge that I WILL remember!
